used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile. > "yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead. > ...and then i found 5 dollars."
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It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world. > Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check. > Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.
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a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places. > Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday. > Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard? > Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.
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Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by. > At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my elevator circles, and now he thinks I'm crazy.
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A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'. > My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday
