Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence > Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
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What you type when you're so bored you've typed [qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm], [mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq], [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp], [plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexwzaq], `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, and everything else I searched today, and thought, "I know! Surely "qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv" couldn't turn up any results! How creative I am!"\r It is what you get when you press the next key on either edge of a QWERTY keyboard until you get to the middle and repeat for each row. > Ugh, I'm so bored and I've tried every QWERTY combo
