One such scientist living a [pooey] [schmelle schmelle]y [sad] life, who enjoyed [poo]ing, by the name of [Cobranium], claimed to have discovered a source featuring an output of sound, presumed the voice of ~THE~ OLU!!!!!!\r \r Some say it's just a myth, but others, oh the others...\r \r ...believe it as a religion, as one of their own, however there is no strict evidence, or no way, discovered by me Cobrania, that anyone can ever know what, or when, Olu is.\r \r UPDATE: Olu is a man living in Croydon > Look its OLU!!!!! > John: [feck] no u [son of a bitch], you are a complete [retard], u deserve to [poo] for the rest of your life, i mean a respected known urbandictionary author, COBRANIA, discovered it can't be done.Idiotical [cobranical] fool.
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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe\r \r There is\r \r THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner\r \r THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun\r \r THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry\r \r THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping\r \r THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping\r \r THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......\r \r THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!\r \r THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) > Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
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(contract law) words signifying consent to the terms of an offer (thereby creating a contract) n
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The potter's field, said to have lain south of Jerusalem, purchased with the bribe which Judas took for betraying his Master, and therefore called the field of blood
