thatched

The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida. > 'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.

hair resembling thatched roofing material n