while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping
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#lovemybabies #kidsaremylife 2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel > "Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?" > "Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!" > "Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
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v do one's shopping at
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The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls
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A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time
