sarcastically

A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically. > D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D." > Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a [tl;dr] story.\r > Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day) > Person B: cool story bro

Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.") > "Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!" > "The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch." > "Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse