Their name then becomes "felicia", a random bitch that nobody is sad to see go
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They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is
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This means \r 1 shot everclear = about 2 1/2 shots of most other hard liquors\r 2) Very flammable\r 3) Has a warning on the bottle that you should NOT drink it straight\r 4) Nobody really follows the above warning\r 5) When poured into a shot and consumed, will burn your throat like battery acid would\r 6) Mixes very well with juice, creating a potent potable called "jungle juice"\r 7) Most people generally underestimate its power and drink way too much, resulting in regurgitation of dinner and possible stomach-pumping\r 8) Is not legal in many states, or in some states only in it's 76.5% (153 proof) form\r 9) Generally about $15 a fifth, but think how much alcohol you're getting...\r 10) Everclear will not get that girl drunk to the point where you can hit it
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Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome. > Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :)))) > "Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."
