When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction. > We spent 45 minutes [bumper-to-bumper] for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
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Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.\r \r > Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean
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"Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
