Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on
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Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener. > After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
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What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening. > I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met
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As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
