goggles

A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does. > Nancy: Here's our little bundle of joy! Isn't she just the cutest thing ever?!? > Lisa & Kate (after one look at Nancy's ugly baby): Ohhhh...! Yessss.... > Lisa to Kate: I think Nancy has baby goggles - that's got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet. > Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...

Goggles intended to rectify strabismus by permitting vision only directly in front.

If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him. > "While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"