The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.\r \r Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat. > Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum
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Upon my arrival, I found her sitting out on her front porch, resting her head on her hand and crossing her legs and smiling at me in a way that she never had before, not even when we were going out
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Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.") > "Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!" > "The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch." > "Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse
