Excuse me sir, was this the work of Israeli intelligence?” > CAIR Spokeswhore: “Of course it was you decadent whore! And how dare you show your ankle in public! Now kneel down and receive your beating.” > Womyn Reporter: “But I thought Islam was the Religion of Peace!” > CAIR Spokeswhore: “It IS
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A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register. > A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?" > The old husband commented, "Nah
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He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle..
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Now if you'll excuse me..
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When you realize that you and your neighbor have\r finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall a few seconds to avoid\r any uncomfortable eye contact or "excuse me"s while leaving the stall.\r Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of\r the sink, where all normal social etiquettes are re-activated. > "Hmm...Bob and I just flushed at the same time
