someone who is a cinematographer, a videographer, a photographer, and anything else ending in "ographer". > person one: lets take pics for myspace, and upload a video to youtube! > person two: we can't, my personal ographer has the day off..
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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe\r \r There is\r \r THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner\r \r THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun\r \r THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry\r \r THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping\r \r THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping\r \r THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......\r \r THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!\r \r THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) > Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
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Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song. > "I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"
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the fifth month of the ecclesiastical year in the Jewish calendar (in July and August) n
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(of radiate animals) located on the surface or end opposite to that on which the mouth is situated
