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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe\r \r There is\r \r THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner\r \r THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun\r \r THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry\r \r THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping\r \r THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping\r \r THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......\r \r THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!\r \r THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) > Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets

Basically, if you're piss-drunk, you've had an alcoholiday. > I'm taking an alcoholiday, or I need an alcoholiday.

There is only one word to describe this woman (synonyms: see [cunt]) > Ann Coulter is a neofascist cunt who will basically do anything that goes by if it has a quarter and a penis.

He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex. > Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer? > Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex

Basically these are collector items in the vein of [Pokemon Cards] and [Magic Cards], but predates all card based collectables