When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. > The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
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Set or adorned with pearls.
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wearing, or having the face adorned with, eyeglasses or an eyeglass
