Masturbation > Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.
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After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father
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when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty > Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight? > Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.
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The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote. If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment. > Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution. > Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
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They usually wear a lot of dark eyeliner and tend to have washed out skin
